Chili has a habit of calling me when I am on my way to her house to ask me to pick up something she forgot to buy. Usually it’s not a problem but on Christmas morning the pickings are slim. Usually I have to stop at the store 24. I don’t like the store 24. It smells bad. Anyway, I told her I was going out and asked her if she needed anything in an effort to avoid the early morning phone call.
“Yeah. Ice. Grab a bag of ice.”
“Ok..”
“And Crown! I don’t have any! Bring some of that too!”
“Are you gonna drink Crown with me?”
“Oh yeah! I’m gonna get a bit silly tomorrow!”
Right on Mama!
Happy Christmas Eve!

k, but Auntie Bitch, can I have the blue bag??? I love those bags.
Happy Christmas and a Merry Everything
love, Bitchy O’Mama
I haven’t yet decided HOW I’m going to get silly tomorrow. It may be Crown, it may be Midori, it may be Bailey’s. I’ll decide when I get there…
How silly is it gonna get?
Have a Happy.