This is not a flower;
It’s a Nettle. No, it’s a FUCKING Nettle. You see, this fucker grew in the yard. I already pulled one out but the room-mate mowed last week and cut the fucking thing down to the ground. Guess what! I fucking stepped on it with bare feet and I have been limping around since Sunday. The nurse at work would not pull the thorn out. Some bullshit about how it needed to be done in a sterile environment with sterile tools. When I protested she gave me more bullshit about a staph infection and said; “Don’t fucking touch it! Get some Epsom salt and soak it in hot water!” Um, yeah. That didn’t work out so well so today I squeezed the fucker and pulled it out with tweezers.
Happy Fucking floral Friday!
Oh, and since I said fuck so much, here is a picture my friend took in Colorado this past winter;
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