Who does she think she is anyway?

 I am really struggling here people. Really. No joke. 

 Last night I went out with the peeps. I am standing there talking when this woman comes up to me and starts talking. The conversation went something like this;

“Excuse me. Do you have a girlfriend?”

“No?” I said with a puzzled look on my face.

“Oh, well my friend over there thinks you are cute and she would like to meet you. Will you come over and meet my friend?”

It took me a few seconds to respond because I had to get my bearings. I looked around to make sure I wasn’t on the playground at elementary school, realized I was in fact in a bar holding a glass of Crown, and tried to decide how to handle this situation in a nice way. I am a nice girl people. I am not rude, I am not mean. I was totally at a loss with this one.

“Umm, sure.” I said and leaned over to my very good and very trusted friend SLM2 and said “If I’m not back in five you better come and get me the fuck outta this!”

 I go over and meet this woman. Honestly, I don’t even remember her name. I think I was in total shock and disbelief that this was actually happening. The entire conversation lasted maybe 30 seconds if that. Of course it was so uncomfortable that it felt like an hour. Now that I think about it, I would rather have stitches ripped out from under my ass skin than to have to go through something like this. Anyway, we exchange names and small talk and she says ” I really just want a girlfriend and if you’re single..”. I stopped her at that. Really? You just met me and you want me to be your girlfriend? Not to mention how incredibly desperate that sounds. MY GOD!

” I am not looking for a girlfriend. I work full time and go to school. I am very busy. Thanks though. Good luck.”

 Now thats not entirely true. I am not looking per say, but if my future wife came knocking, I would not send her away.

 I asked my peeps, now I am asking you. Why am I attracting the weirdos? Remember the bad pick up line girl from awhile ago? Now this! What is wrong with me? Now, I don’t really think something is wrong with me. Not to say I am perfect either but jeepers! 

 Any advice or encouraging words you can offer me would be very much appreciated. Oh, and happy Mothers Day!